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Commutative properties hahaha


My kids made up a song for commutative prop of addition and multiplication

“If you’re the adder the order don’t matter, all that matters is ya add them up right. If you’re the adder the order don’t matter and it don’t matter if you’re adding up trees or little bumble bees

If you’re a multiplier it ain’t that dire in what order you go it’s all the same you know”

Hahahahaha they are HILARIOUS

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When Buzzards meet


When a group of lions are gathered, we call them a pride.
When a group of geese are gathered, we call them a gaggle.
When a group of owls gather, we call them a parliament.

A group of crows? A murder of crows
A group of buzzards? A Committee

A group of women who homeschool???? Well it depends. Ever heard the expression “one bad apple ruins the bunch”? It’s true!

The riper a piece of fruit is, the more ethylene it produces, and overripe fruit gives off even more ethylene, eventually leading to a concentration of the gas that’s enough to overripen all the fruit. Given the right conditions and enough time, one apple can push all the fruit around it to ripen—and eventually rot.

Additionally, an apple that is infested with mold will contaminate other fruit it’s stored with as the mold seeks additional food sources and spreads. In both cases, it actually does take just one single apple to start a domino chain that ruins the rest of the bunch.

The same goes for people (in this case homeschool moms). Have you ever had a beautiful plate of strawberries sitting in your fridge looking as beautiful as red ripe fruit can possibly look? You go to bed that night planning to have them for breakfast but in those few hours sleeping, mold grows on them!!!
That mold was there before, you just did not see it….

It’s amazing how at first glance a person can seem so sweet and benign, but give her a day or two and that mold grows and takes over and it’s too late because now it has spread to the other people grouped closeby. That is what happened in my homeschool co op. Unbeknownst to me, I welcomed in someone who seemed so docile and innocent….she was a skirt wearer even! You know the type……the kind that reminds you of that mom whose last name rhymes with Chuggar……I mean really this girl passed herself off so easily. I was kind to her, I welcomed her, I always remarked how bright her children are as I do to all the parents who have children in my co op. Who would have thought that pretty little manicure would turn out to be catclaws??!!

Guys this lady has proven to be P-S-Y-C-H-O no joke. The lady is relentless. She has made up more fake Facebook and yahoo messenger names than I can count…..all so that she can continue to harass me. The funny thing is the harassment is that type which completely indicates she really regards herself as “holy”.

She has accused me of everything from homosexuality (I’m straight, married, and if you knew my history you’d KNOW women were never my thing hahahaha, another name in the past perhaps but not lesbian). She has targeted everything from my hair color to the fact that I don’t work…..she’s picked at my marriage (which I didn’t realize liking Facebook posts about healthy marriages meant you didn’t have one? I don’t live in oppositeland). She has absolutely harassed me to death hahahaha !!!!

I shouldn’t laugh but looking back it’s funny. Honestly I think I should in the future do background checks lol because come to findout this chic comes from a Long line of CRAZY.

To be continued…..and yes I forgive her I’m not mad I’m just TIRED
And I have the flu and both kids do as well now :(.

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homeschooling in Bluffton/HHI/Savannah area 2014


If you homeschool in the Bluffton/HHI/Savannah areas please help me connect with support and co op groups in the area! Thank you!!

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If it can happen…..it’ll happen…..to US


They baby girl injured her ankle and the big boy has started running a fever showing flu like symptoms

😦

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We are home from hospital


We are home, the operation was successful and she is well educated for pain resting peacefully.

Thank you

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The kiddos


So, my daughter will have surgery on dec 19 to remove a small tumor from her mandible, and she will lose a small piece of the bone (it’ll be repaired w a small metal bit ) . The tumor is not cancer, left untouched it would grow and involve a larger portion of the jawbone and lead to the need for a more extensive resection and repair.

We are currently at children’s hospital with my son who also has been experiencing ongoing health issues since age 2 (he’s now 10) but this visit is for check ups etc for him, testing bone age, doing gh stim testing, and etc…..so no big deal on this part. He will have a small procedure this Friday as well (nothing major)

Thanks for praying for my little dolls ❤

Will post more later. Thanks!

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What is it about women??


Romans Ch 1 verses 30-32
30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Guys listen, I’m under no illusion that I’m perfect. I have done loads of not nice things in my lifetime, I could list several but honestly….God has forgiven and forgotten, so why would I need to recount them here? I’m not saying I’ve never been guilty of gossip, I’m sure as a teenager I probably did help perpetuate some…..but the thing is as I’ve grown up (I’m 30) I’ve grown in wisdom as well and as I have God has taken away from me the will to gossip. In my lifetime God has allowed me to be the victim of gossip many times, and through that I have been refined in many areas. So, while I can’t stand a gossip….I have used their hurtfulness to my advantage,

What can you possibly learn from a gossip? A backbiter? An unmerciful friend? A implacable friend?

Quite a bit actually…..

I learned to conduct myself in a manner so that when someone slanders me, nobody believes it.

I learned to guard myself against even the slightest appearance of impropriety.

I learned that not everyone who claims to be Christian bears the fruit that proves it.

I learned that women, more than men, are bent towards backbiting.

I learned that if someone consistently is backbiting and gossiping to you, then as soon as you’ve passed on by them they’re backbiting and gossiping about you.

I learned that a friend who is unmerciful towards others, will be unmerciful towards you as well.

I learned that you shouldn’t bother to attempt to placate the implacable friend, the issue is very rarely what you aren’t doing and more likely what they are lacking.

I have a question though, for you my readers…..

What’s your take ??? What do you think makes women more bent towards this than men? What is your experience with these issues?

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